May 2013
2 tags
lightrup:
duhavin:
lightrup:
lightrup:
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
next person who reblogs this is getting shot
shoot me
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
wearejohnlocked:
maakara:
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why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone
hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
assiest:
i want a chinese tattoo that means ‘i don’t know’ so people will just give up on asking the meaning
kushdrinker:
i need to do a sex
“If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You do not live for other people.”
– Kyo (via bl-ossomed)
dansecondchannel:
“What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
